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this was made by Kylee Henke: kyleehenke.tumblr.com/ <= and that is her tumblr go nuts kids
disclaimer i own nothing boopdy boop

[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...]

Verse 1

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaahh
John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider
They all play Sburb and end the world.
Harlequin
Nanna, Bro
Mom, Dad
Youth roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Verse 2

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade
Frost and frogs, light and rain
Vagabond and Mendicant
Renegade, consorts and Denizens
Skaia, four-thirteen
Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit
Carapaces
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 3

Jasper's secret, Davesprite
Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Good dog, best friend
Jack causes many people's ends.
Black Queen, nak nak
Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap
Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew
H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Verse 4

Lil' Cal, babies
Ecto-biology
Apple juice, Pupa Pan
Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans
Doc Scratch, Snowman
I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!
God Tiers, March drag
WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 5

Exploring with A-ra-di-a
Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta
Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab
Gam-zee's got issues with his dad
Equius, Fe-fe-ri
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
She slices Eri-dan in half
And Vriska is a bad-ass

Verse 6

Shipping charts, sick fires
All the irons in the fire
Buckets, squiddles, an-gels
All the lusii get culled
Faygo, recupercoons
Horrorterrors kill you
Troll Jegus, killer clowns
Mobius double reach around

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 7

Matesprits, auspistice
Moirail and kismesis
Betty Crocker, ICP
Dead Daves are the enemy
Green sun, Alpha-verse
Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
Uu, uu
Princely tights
Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Verse 8

Captchalogue, modus
And Strife Specibus
Heir and Knight
Witch and Seer
Can't outrun what's already here
Chorus
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 9

Dreambubbles, shenanigans
All who die come back again
Tick, tock, break heads
Honk honk
Scary wolf heads
Cue balls, magic dogs
The universe
Is a frog

Verse 10

Felt mob and fairies
Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie
Troll cops, Thresh Prince
Don't screw with the Condesce
Scalemates, rap wars
Blowing up the Tumor
Zillyhoo, shaving cream
Echeladder, science beam
Cascade, Morse code
This fandom's about to EXPLODE!

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
And from now on
It will go on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!
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churryss50 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2017  Student Digital Artist
W H O 
E V E N 
I S 
T H I S 
D O U C H E B A G question mark 
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Adkahere Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2017
I just realised how late i am to the Homestuck fandom...
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:icontomsworldiskool:
Tomsworldiskool Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2017
i thought i was the only one!
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:iconreaoune:
reaoune Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
not alone buddy
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:iconsnackgirlz:
Snackgirlz Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2017
YES
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:iconsalamancer69:
Salamancer69 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2017
its so truuuuuuuuuuu
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:iconlurtleluvr:
LurtleLuvr Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017
FUCK YES THANK YOU SO FUCKIN MUUUCH
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:icontiarathehomestuck:
TiaraTheHomestuck Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016
T h a n k. Y o u.
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:iconrhiannanluvsu:
RhiannanLuvsU Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YAS THANK YOU
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:iconxxdasherstarxx:
xxdasherstarxx Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YAAAAAAS IM SO HAPPY
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:icondragonkyuuketsuki:
DragonKyuuketsuki Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2016
Is it bad that I already knew all of this?

hOnK :o/
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dessyxwessy Featured By Owner Edited Sep 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol I thought it was "John Egbert mows the lawn" not Rose lalonde xD Derpppp!! Makes a lot more sense now XD
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xXSkellyGurlXx Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Best song ever!
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:iconnapstakenny:
napstakenny Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2016
Double Pistols and a Wink 
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RiverGhost1090 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
S H I P KP I N G 
C H A R T S meow 
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jadetheharley Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yEs
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:iconcsdfdrawing:
CSDFdrawing Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
someone send help I just sang the entire song And i cant breathe
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:iconjadetheharley:
jadetheharley Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I do every two seconds
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:iconthe-art-of-weird:
The-Art-of-Weird Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2016
I sing it too often
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CandyflossTrash Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you are not alone with that predicament
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tmntgirl4318 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
why did you put a hyphen in homestuck?
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viciouslycute42 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2017
there was a pause between the word. 
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akuma-miller Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Why did you not capitalize it?
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:iconmorepotatoes:
MorePotatoes Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What is this a parody of?
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:iconturntech-palmer:
turntech-palmer Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel
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pusillanimousPyro Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Just wanted to say you made some of the verses wrong (as in some parts went to different phases)
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LeoLibra Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Look at all you little Homestucks.
Just a little warning to you all.
NEVER GET INVOLVED IN LARGE COSPLAY GROUPS/LOCAL HOMESTUCK MEETUPS.
It most likely will resolve in a bunch of shame and drama.
Trust me here.
It's the reason I had to leave the Homestuck fandom.
Never get involved in meetups, bros.
They will fuck up your views on this fandom.
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:iconthatonenerdoverthere:
how? cause I wanted to, is it because the ships? Or the obsessiveness?
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LeoLibra Featured By Owner Edited Sep 21, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You see, a lot of people (Specifically adults) in the fandom have a very odd way of handling opinions.
You'll make friends with a few people in this group of Homestucks, drama will break loose, and then you're left defenseless in this hoard of angry opinionated humans in gray facepaint running around like they're all right.

I've been in multiple Homestuck cosplay groups and been to many different Homestuck meetups hosted by different groups. I have never seen a group of people so careless in my life. 
In my state conventions will actually have security know to watch out for Homestucks because they're always so rowdy and seem not to care about public property. 

I don't have a problem with shippings or obsessiveness but more or less the people.
And to back up my statement, I've actually read multiple Tumblr/Reddit articles from people across the world saying similar things, so it's not just me that's witnessed this with cosplay groups/meetups.
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ThatOneNerdOverThere Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2016
Okay, thanks for sharing! I'll keep an eye out for what I say and such.
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5tella-5trider Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2016   General Artist

okay stranger
I'll trust you c:
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LovestuckForever Featured By Owner Edited Feb 15, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AWWWWW FUCK NUUUUU 
They won't shake my fandom but I'll take your advice.

Alright everybody get ready for the G4M38L0RG!
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StarDustTheGuardian Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015
I have been waiting for the full lyrics. My life is complete. I can die in peace now.
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Animekid216 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2015
Holy Jegus! This song is the shit! XD lnl/
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KeplerNova Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Heehee! This is great!
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Sharcty Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015
I love this song! :love:
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soullessoven Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2015
youre not a likable person
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soullessoven Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
oh, wow, late reply. but while i dont know you at all, therefore me not being able to make any judgments, (though contradicting myself with my first comment) me giving you a reason as to why i said that would be a long and lengthy explanation that dates back to a month, therefore my memory being clouded of that time where i was convinced to post that. and since i cannot provide you with an explanation, ill provide you with an apology. i am deeply sorry, disregard my statement as i do not know you well.
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ReptilianTrashbag Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015  Student General Artist
I sung this really loud in my house, but I forgot all the windows and my back door were open....
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CheyStride Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
The original song of this came on at my school and I started singing these lyrics... I got a few weird looks XD
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AvaFlynn Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my god same here.
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waveswon Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
ummm,you got some of them wrong
1.Skaia. it is actually Skya
2.
But it's all contagious!...it is supposed to be But it's SO contagious!
sorry if i was sounding mean!!!
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NoodlesForAnime Featured By Owner May 14, 2015
Not to sound rude.... But the only (Sky-yah) I know is spelled Skaia. Unless, there is a Skya that isn't a chessboard planet that I don't remember(feel free to correct me if it turns out I missed that thing).
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:iconwaveswon:
waveswon Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
nvm! i was  wrong about skaia! i looked up other lyrics, and it said skya! 
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slenderwomannaruto Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks you so much :3
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ThisNameIsAwesome Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015
Excuse me while I make google translate sing this in Japanese for no reason ~
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Umbreon-art Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
actually my friend oatmealaddiction.tumblr.com wrote the song and let Kylee use the lyrics in her version. (she has info here:oatmealaddiction.tumblr.com/ta… if you want to see it) 
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Umbreon-art Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
kyleehenke.tumblr.com/tagged/y… if you scroll to the last post of this page as well you can see her giving the credits to my friend! 
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