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this was made by Kylee Henke: kyleehenke.tumblr.com/ <= and that is her tumblr go nuts kids
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[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...]

Verse 1

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaahh
John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider
They all play Sburb and end the world.
Harlequin
Nanna, Bro
Mom, Dad
Youth roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Verse 2

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade
Frost and frogs, light and rain
Vagabond and Mendicant
Renegade, consorts and Denizens
Skaia, four-thirteen
Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit
Carapaces
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 3

Jasper's secret, Davesprite
Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Good dog, best friend
Jack causes many people's ends.
Black Queen, nak nak
Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap
Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew
H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Verse 4

Lil' Cal, babies
Ecto-biology
Apple juice, Pupa Pan
Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans
Doc Scratch, Snowman
I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!
God Tiers, March drag
WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 5

Exploring with A-ra-di-a
Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta
Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab
Gam-zee's got issues with his dad
Equius, Fe-fe-ri
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
She slices Eri-dan in half
And Vriska is a bad-ass

Verse 6

Shipping charts, sick fires
All the irons in the fire
Buckets, squiddles, an-gels
All the lusii get culled
Faygo, recupercoons
Horrorterrors kill you
Troll Jegus, killer clowns
Mobius double reach around

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 7

Matesprits, auspistice
Moirail and kismesis
Betty Crocker, ICP
Dead Daves are the enemy
Green sun, Alpha-verse
Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
Uu, uu
Princely tights
Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Verse 8

Captchalogue, modus
And Strife Specibus
Heir and Knight
Witch and Seer
Can't outrun what's already here
Chorus
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!

Verse 9

Dreambubbles, shenanigans
All who die come back again
Tick, tock, break heads
Honk honk
Scary wolf heads
Cue balls, magic dogs
The universe
Is a frog

Verse 10

Felt mob and fairies
Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie
Troll cops, Thresh Prince
Don't screw with the Condesce
Scalemates, rap wars
Blowing up the Tumor
Zillyhoo, shaving cream
Echeladder, science beam
Cascade, Morse code
This fandom's about to EXPLODE!

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
And from now on
It will go on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
Though it's weird and random
It's the greatest fandom!
You can't fight the Home-stuck!
True, it's quite outrageous
But it's all contagious!
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:iconjustjim14:
JustJim14 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  New member
I LOVE HOMESTUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconjustjim14:
JustJim14 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  New member
I had my friend that got me into Homestuck (even though im farther than her) listen to this and she kept asking questions and im just like I cant tell!
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:iconareic24:
areic24 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Student Artist

justpaste.it/binaryhomestuck <== the lyrics in Binary code... oh yes i did

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:iconsquishysquids:
SquishySquids Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
holy shit bro
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:iconclaranightshade:
claranightshade Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Student Writer
IT IS CONTAGIOUS. HOLY CRAPOLA.
I love this song, it's perfect!
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:iconxxsnibblesxx:
xXsnibblesXx Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
I love it! Watched it so much on youtube!! XD
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:iconxxonehellofagamerxx:
xXOneHellOfAGamerXx Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I Made All Of My Friends Read Homestuck And Those Who Didn't Are Clueless While We laugh About Inside Jokes .3.
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:icontoby-arai:
Toby-Arai Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Student General Artist
tell the world pails are important
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:iconxxiforgotmynamexx:
XXiForgotMyNameXX Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014
Me and my Homestuck friend sing this in class. We get yelled at.
Us: IT WILL GO ON
AND ON
AND ON
AND ON
AND ON
AND ON
AND ON
AND ON
AND ON
AND ON!
Teacher: Shut up!
Me: hOnK
Friend: The universe is a frog!
What do you know we taught something new to our teacher. Deal with it.
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:iconstevenzdeviant:
stevenzdeviant Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Student Artist
just put this on tumblr
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:iconmaximum-awesome:
maximum-awesome Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If i can get the words from the original, I can get the words to the better version.. THIS SONG IS THE BEST
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:iconeveftw:
EveFTW Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
This is my new favorite song. I run out of breath easily when singing it tho XP
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:iconqcumberqueen:
QcumberQueen Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D It's so hard to sing
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:iconedcitizen:
EdCitizen Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014
That's a great song but I still couldn't get over the fact that they didn't mention Rufioh. :/
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:iconlinkbuscus:
LinkBuscus Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
gosh me and my homestuck friends yell this at the top of our lungs on the bus. some how we got people to read it at our school. we even cosplay :D
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:icongavala:
Gavala Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm gonna sing this at school, but I doubt my fellow homestuck fans are subsiding in my school. I'm all alone in a world who thinks I'm mentally sick. Oh well. It is contagious.
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:iconzea-feoral:
Zea-Feoral Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I think i'm one of the only homestuck fans in my got damn state... (hate living in Tasmaia) Maybe even country (Aussie we no know good things..)
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:icontiger610:
Tiger610 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:33< it can be much worse
:33< i'm dutch
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:iconzea-feoral:
Zea-Feoral Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm 1/4 dutch! *shock horror gasp* MAYBE WE'RE RELATED!!!!! that'd be cool.... Then we'd have homestucks in out family
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:icongavala:
Gavala Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, I found another homestuck fan at my school. It think there are three plus me. At least I can make inside jokes.... :)
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:iconcowmaiden:
cowmaiden Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
don't worry my friend.
the Homestucks are out there.
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:iconmabis8955:
Mabis8955 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  New member
I was walking down the street once with my friend, and she was wearing her Heart sweater, and some guy walking past just said "Homestucks unite!" and then walked away. Best day of my life ^-^
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:iconmikumikuchan101:
mikumikuchan101 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This song is perfect-
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:iconslinkydoodle:
slinkydoodle Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Student General Artist
I know this by heart now. ImPeanut and I shall sing this at school like idiots.
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:iconfragilecrystalbreaks:
FragileCrystalBreaks Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Singing this with my people XD Love this song so much.
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:icontargetgirl:
TargetGirl Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"True, it's quite outrageous, but it's SO contagious"
not all contagious
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:iconespeonumbreonlover:
EspeonUmbreonLover Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
This is so much packed into one thing. Like. Fuck.

Friend: Whats homestuck?

Homestuck friends and me: *perk heads up* LET US TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK! *links friend to the song*
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Jade-Harley-YAY Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
Run Around In School. YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK! Grounded for a week. You can't stay angry at Homestuck though xD
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:iconiamjadeharley:
IAmJadeHarley Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I was sing/yelling this at the top of my lungs outside at school everyone gave me weird looks
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:iconhetalia020202:
Hetalia020202 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconsicktwistedsmilez:
SickTwistedSmilez Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
We're cosplaying at my school (I'm Gamzee, and my friends are going to be Dave, John, and Karkat. We may or may not also have a Germany and a Natsu) but we're all gonna sing this song and see how many people recognize it
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:iconthesayiantimelord:
Thesayiantimelord Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wow Germany singing this?> "ITALY SING VITH ME"
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:iconrainbowspandas:
RainbowsPandas Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist
favorite song!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconhamikarimelu:
HaMiKaRiMeLu Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you uvu
Ahora lo anoté en mi bloc de notas (?)
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:iconsaramakara2001:
saramakara2001 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
HoNk :o)
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:iconevilanimelover:
EvilAnimeLover Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
I think I will memorize this.
Then shout it out during class.
:3
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:iconask-everyone4175:
Ask-Everyone4175 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm gonna sing this at school and see how many people I annoy xD ahh, Homestuck, I love you :3
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:iconhanyouwannabe:
hanyouwannabe Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I think I just made my brother loose all my respect by yelling this in the dining room
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:iconsouparice:
Souparice Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
yes.
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:iconlittleoma:
littleoma Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I am having a war against a pony so i sang this to it XD
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:iconadlez-vaatixmidna:
adlez-vaatixmidna Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So for some reason, my family decided to hook up our old karaoke thing.  But then my parents played the song that these lyrics parody and they called me over to sing it!  LEMME TELL YOU IT WAS SUPERCOOL
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:iconyukilovesmmd:
yukilovesMMD Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
Okay so if these lyrics parody another song, what ish the other song? I ish curious~! OwO
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:iconeveftw:
EveFTW Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
It's parodying, "We didn't start the fire."
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:iconadlez-vaatixmidna:
adlez-vaatixmidna Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can't quite remember, but it's relatively old.
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:iconevilanimelover:
EvilAnimeLover Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
You can't fight the fire.
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:iconyukilovesmmd:
yukilovesMMD Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014
Thank xD
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:iconsonourgefan1:
sonourgefan1 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually it's "We didn't start the Fire" by Billy Joel 
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:iconbioniclelover:
BionicleLover Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014
actually, it's "we didn't start the fire," but gold star, you tried...
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:iconryuuza-black:
Ryuuza-Black Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
My friend who doesn't know Homestuck and has no interest in ever reading it loves this song and had it stuck in her head because I sing it all the time.
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